Two Kinds Of People

Which are you?

*There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

May The 4th Be With You

May the 4th be with you. Uuuuuse the force!

Viagra Shipment Stolen - Cops In Pursuit!

*viagra shipment stolen - cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

Be Prepared!

I'm ready! You?
#Clinton #Hillary #Donald #Trump #Memes

Something Is Coming!

I am the least fittest  person on the planet. So yeah, if you see me running, you had better outrun me, because if I'm running from something, it's something higher on the food chain.
#funny #RunFasterThanTheBait

Kanye West's New Breakfast Restaurant

Taylor Swift says the staff won't stop interrupting your meal to ask if everything is alright. They also will carry on about their life problems. Omelets are bland.

#KanyeWest #TaylorSwift #MEME #Funny

Dear Fruity Pebbles

Fruity Pebbles, c'mon!
#FruityPebbles #cereal #Meme #funny

Day 28...

Day 28... lol
#Raccoon #Cats #Animals #Pets #Funny #Meme

Who's Making These Rules!!!???

Who is responsible for making up these rules?
#Stupidlaws #Meme #Funny #joke

Plane safety Cards Explained

Plane Safety Cards: Explained by The Poke
#joke #Funny #Meme #PlaneSafetyCards

The Things We Do For 15 Minutes Of Fame

Celebrities will do the craziest things for their 15 minutes of fame. But is it really worth getting your ass handed to you by Chuck Frigging Norris?
Arnold and Sylvester think so, and Bruce seems to have escaped the carnage though.
#ChuckNorris #Meme #Arnold #Sly #Stalone #BruceWillace #Funny

A Donation Worth Making!

Volunteers are now standing bye to take your much needed donations!
#BEER

Baby Gorilla Falls On Concert Stage!

Seems fair doesn't it?
#Gorilla #Kanye #BabyGorilla #Meme

Taking Your Kids To The Zoo? Then You'll Need This!

Too bad nobody gave this to those parents at the Cincinnati Zoo who were responsible for the Gorilla Harambe being shot and killed. If they had this stuff, they would have had no excuses for being so irresponsible by not watching their own kid.

#CincinnatiZoo #Harambe #Gorilla #GorillaGlue #Meme

Eat Chips And Not Feel Guilty About It

#GuiltFree #JunkFood #funny #meme

Even Winnie The Poo Can Have A Shi**y Day

Oh Brother!

#Funny #WinnieThePoo #Meme

White Girl Quize

I said White Girl, Not Blond Girl!
#BlongJoke #WhiteGirlJoke #Meme #Funny

Pac-Man's Unsolved Mysteries

Waka-waka-waka!
#PacManMysteries #Funny #Meme

Shark Attacks - Why Do They Happen?

Duuuuuh Dun!
Duuuuuuuh Dun Dun
Dun Dun....
#Funny #Meme #SharkAttack

humanity.... Is it worth it?

I still hold doors open for people. But I guess I'm a relic.
OH! I say sorry also.
#meme #funny #humanity #ignorance #PeopleSuck