Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, June 3, 2019

Dog Bed Disaster

Got up that morning and made my bed. Yes, I make my bed EVERY MORNING!
Went to the bathroom and came back to this cute and fun-filled mess! Best Kids Ever, RIGHT!?

Sunday, April 28, 2019

Horny Dino Toy - Bad Design Decision - Toy Fail

Saw this at the Dollerama today and got a good chuckle out of it. Poor little Dinosaur. I'd scream too if somebody kept squeezing my pecker in all the time too. 
How did this pass in the design room? LOL!

Saturday, March 9, 2019

Cat Brings Flowers As A Gift To Neighbours Every Day

Every Neighbourhood Needs A Community Cat

Moving into a new neighborhood can be quite nerve-wracking, but if you have a neighbor that brings you flowers every morning, there’s really nothing to worry about. 

In one neighborhood in the United Kingdom lives a cat named Willow. She’s a friendly neighborhood cat that loves to spend time with her neighbors by sleeping at their houses. So when Rosie, a new neighbor, moved into the neighborhood, Willow didn’t pass up the chance to sleep at Rosie’s new home. 

Unaware of Willow’s friendly intentions, Rosie was shocked to see the cat sound asleep at her hallway. The whole neighborhood knew Willow’s drill. She would come up to their houses, meow incessantly and would only stop when they opened their glass doors and let her in. Some neighbors would even leave cat food or treats in their houses just for Willow.

 When spring came, Rosie noticed pink flowers all over her garden. She initially thought that the wind had blown them in. But the amount and frequency of the flowers landing in her garden started getting pretty peculiar. Thankfully, one of Rosie’s housemates cleared up the whole pink flowers situation – it was Willow. 

Rosie’s housemate saw Willow visiting their deck with a flower in her mouth. She would pick the pink flowers from her owner’s house and bring them to Rosie’s. Seeing a cat bringing a human a gift other than dead animals is pretty extraordinary. It also made Rosie’s house look a lot more romantic, with pink flowers strewn all over the ground. 

Adjusting to a new neighborhood can be hard, but when you and your neighbors take turns in taking care of such an adorable, sweet and thoughtful cat like Willow, it’s easier to feel welcome and at home.

Via Love Meow and Just Something

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Happy Lonely Bachelor Day

Happy Lonely Bachelor Day!

Yup, it's that day that you get to sit on your ass feeling sorry for your pathetic self while scrolling through hundreds of posts by people celebrating the dreaded Valentine's Day. All those couples posting pics of their unwanted PDA's that you didn't ask to see. It's like they're just shoving and wiping it in your face. "I'm better than you! Mwaaa HA HA HA!!", is all I hear in my tiny mind.

So fellow Bachelors, never mind all those self-righteous pricks out there snuggling up with their mates, just sit back and enjoy being free and not tied down by some clingy person you call a partner/mate. Keep all that cash in your own pocket because you don't have to spend it all on some bull crap just to prove your love to them. Enjoy your freedom!

OH, just thought I'd mention that there's a special on Jergens Hand Lotion, and Scotts Tissues today at the market!

Saturday, February 9, 2019

Corgi Loves His Food

Me when I have my favorite meal. Woooo, so good.

Make sure you have the volume turned on. This Corgie does the cutest thing.

Friday, January 25, 2019

Puppy Dog Battle

Katie and Princess battle it out. They get interrupted when Buddy walks through the battlegrounds.

These two are best buddies. It may look like they're being rough, but they aren't, they are having a whole lot of fun.

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Puppy Dog In Taken

My dog Katie is trying her luck in a movie career. Here she is auditioning for the movie Taken. Yeah, I got the iPhone App that makes these. I'll probably end up posting a lot of these so consider this your warning. LOL!

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Puppy Dogs Playing In The Snow

Katie and Princess playing outside in the snow. Best Buddies. BFF. These two are so happy together. I'm glad I took in my Mom's dog Princess. Now I won't feel bad leaving Katie alone when I go out for the day.

Saturday, November 3, 2018

Who Is MacBros?

Over the years of blogging and video posting all this time, I've never exposed me as the owner of many websites and blogger articles that I've written.

So here it is. All written in plain sight.

The Onion: The 12 Year old who can  talk anybody into doing anything. (written and scripted by me) I also wrote many other posts but that one was the most popular. got taken over by the Chinese. So I can't re-open that site. It was a terrible day that I had to shut that site down. Obviously, scammers leeched on to my domain due to its popularity and HIGH Google PR ratings.

Page Ranks were how you made money, I was PG4 at the time and the max was 5. I HAD a ton of advertisers contacting me back in the day.

People ask me if I will ever blog again. Well This is blogging now right?

Will I ever write music still?
I don't know, but here is an OLDIE!

Friday, September 28, 2018

Puppy Dog Messing Up Bed

This is why you can't keep a made up bed with pets.

I love this little bundle of joy. And I have no problem with her being a little stinker when I'm trying to make up my bed.

Saturday, August 25, 2018

Puppy and Her Chicken

My dog Katie loves her rubber squeaky toy-chicken. There was a point in time when she gathered up all her squeaky toy chickens and piled them together and tried to nurse them. She kept whimpering as if they were her babies. It was so cute.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

I'm A Hot Dog! - Not in a Banana Suit!

There are some things you will never get out of your head. And this is probably going to be one of them.

Did this up using the JibJab service.

Saturday, July 21, 2018

Best Buy Employee Be Like.....

Best Buy Employee Be Like.....

This is so true don't you think? It's like they need to prove something other than they have a shitty job.

I know you have a shitty job, but at least you have a job.

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Jalapeno Sky Raisins

LOL! - Regular sky raisins Vs. Jalapeno sky raisins.

HA! The look on that dogs face is priceless right?

Dogs, am I right!? Ya' gotta love em'.

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Saturday, June 30, 2018

Puppy Dog Smiles For Sausage

My puppy dog Katie smiles when she she knows I have some sausage for her. Such a pretty smile don't you think? LOL!

Monday, June 25, 2018

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Two Kinds Of People

Which are you?

*There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

How To Cook Water

A simple tutorial on how to properly cook water. If you follow these precise instructions to a tee, you shouldn't have to worry about burning your water ever again.