Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Happy Lonely Bachelor Day


Happy Lonely Bachelor Day!

Yup, it's that day that you get to sit on your ass feeling sorry for your pathetic self while scrolling through hundreds of posts by people celebrating the dreaded Valentine's Day. All those couples posting pics of their unwanted PDA's that you didn't ask to see. It's like they're just shoving and wiping it in your face. "I'm better than you! Mwaaa HA HA HA!!", is all I hear in my tiny mind.

So fellow Bachelors, never mind all those self-righteous pricks out there snuggling up with their mates, just sit back and enjoy being free and not tied down by some clingy person you call a partner/mate. Keep all that cash in your own pocket because you don't have to spend it all on some bull crap just to prove your love to them. Enjoy your freedom!

OH, just thought I'd mention that there's a special on Jergens Hand Lotion, and Scotts Tissues today at the market!

Sunday, August 12, 2018

I'm A Hot Dog! - Not in a Banana Suit!



There are some things you will never get out of your head. And this is probably going to be one of them.

Did this up using the JibJab service.

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Two Kinds Of People


Which are you?

*There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

How To Cook Water



A simple tutorial on how to properly cook water. If you follow these precise instructions to a tee, you shouldn't have to worry about burning your water ever again.

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Kanye West's New Breakfast Restaurant

Taylor Swift says the staff won't stop interrupting your meal to ask if everything is alright. They also will carry on about their life problems. Omelets are bland.

#KanyeWest #TaylorSwift #MEME #Funny

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Amazing Discovery Inside Blockbuster Gumball Machine


I needed an accessory for my Man Cave to tie the room together, and this seemed to be perfect. I was surprised they were only asking $15 for it, since it’s such a collectors piece.



I popped open the bottom, which was easier than expected. Had I known this as a kid, things would have been better lol.


Looks like the coin collection tray?


WHAT NO WAY!!!


Looks like there might be more back there?


Looks like an old pipe? I didn’t know Popeye chewed bubble gum LOL.


WHAT!!!! SO RAD!!!!


I didn’t get the top key, so I had to use my trusty unboxer tool to pry open the top.


Looks like there’s something hidden in the gum balls.


What in the heckarooni could this be?


OMG IT’S AN XBOX!!! AWESOME!!!!


Let’s see if this bad boy still works. GREEN LIGHT BABY!!!


Alright let’s pop this open and see if anything was left in. Fingers crossed for a copy of Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis!!


NO WAY NINTENDO 64!!! HOW THE HECK!!!


WHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!


One more compartment to check… Let’s see....


Looks like just a stupid piece of paper…


HHHUUUHHH???? The original draft of the Declaration of Independence?? Thanks Tommy Jeffs and B. Franks!! THIS WAS THE BEST GARAGE SALE PURCHASE TO TIE THE MAN CAVE TOGETHER!!!


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Blockbuster #Gumball #machine #funny #joke

via: http://imgur.com/a/jIUJe

Friday, June 17, 2016

Friday, May 6, 2016

White Girl Quize


I said White Girl, Not Blond Girl!
#BlongJoke #WhiteGirlJoke #Meme #Funny

On The New Spaceballs 2 Set


Since Disney has taken over the franchise, they're using old characters as extras. Here we have the wonderful Bambi playing the part of one of the Stormtroopers.
#Spaceballs2 #Funny #Joke #Spaceballs #StarWars #Stormtrooper

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Happy 4/21 !!



Happy 4/21 - Hope you called in sick today! #Funny #Joke #Humour #humor #DrugTest #FourTwentyOne