Showing posts with label Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trump. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Trump's Space Force Insignia Released To Public

Trump administration has released the final draft (pictured above) of the Space Force Insignia moments after Trump signs the "Space Force" Directive to protect space from space ISIS, Space Mexicans, Space Monkeys, Space boogers, and more.

Trump claims the insignia will be YUGE and will take up 80% no, 95% of the space uniform, doing away with unnecessary components used in older space suites like Air filtration units and major life support systems.

Trump has also confirmed that the Space Force will also be responsible for erecting a space wall around space that will be paid for by Mars.

What are your thoughts on this?

Donald Trump Signs ‘Space Force’ Directive

Holy crap! This guy is like a little child!

First, he makes people work without pay just so he can get his stupid wall built, and now he wants to create a "Space Force!"

This space force will protect HIM from threats from above apparently. Maybe he thinks the sky is falling right?  He is religious, maybe he is afraid his God will smite him for being such an idiot.

Just listen to him say the words, "Space Force." It sounds so ridiculous!

Sometimes I think that this is somehow a huge prank on the world and this is the United States of America's way of pranking the world. I'm waiting for Ashton Kutcher and Obama to pop out of a corner and say we've all just been punked. But the shows been off the air and they all forgot that the prank is still going on.

I think that Trump knows he's not going to make it to another term and he's just being the big baby that he is thinking that he may as well go out with a bang by fucking over the country in any way that he can.

He shouldn't have been in that position for that long anyway.

What are your thoughts on this?

Thursday, May 11, 2017

No FBI Director? QUICK!!! Get Copying!

Hurry while we don't have an FBI Director, copy all the VHS tapes you have! No one can stop you now!

Thursday, August 4, 2016