Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Men's Room Facts

Some things about public Men's Rooms I'm sure a lot of other guys out there will agree to.

Pizza Order Info Overload

Ever make a telephone order and get bombarded with information about yourself you didn't know they had? This kida feels that way don't you think?

Now THIS is a Tattoo FAIL!

Now this is a Tattoo Fail!

I bet this person wears wrist bands a lit now.

Dog Crap

via: @Jim Benton

LOL! I'd probably do the same exact thing.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Banana Mask + Firecrackers = Weird!

If you actually watch this entire video (however short) you'll be left wondering, "What the Phuck did I just watch??!?!"

LOL! I can find weird! And here you have it!

Slow Motion Punches To The Face (Video)

People taking a punch to the face while doing various acts, but in slow motion. Funny as heck if I must say so myself!

Would you take a punch to the face to entertain the people on the internet?

Under The Dome Season 3 Premier


Did you watch last nights Season 3 Premier of Under the Dome yet? If you did, I bet you said the exact same words huh? "Wow!"

If you haven't watched it yet, then I suggest you stop reading now, as this is your Spoiler Alert.

Anybody else feel like the show took on a whole Matrix vibe? That's the first thing that came to my mind when things started to get revealed as to what the heck was going on. I have to admit, I was confused at first, and thought this season was just going to be about the people before the Dome came down and I'm glad it wasn't going to be that. Phew, that would have sucked!

Still can't get a grasp on Big Jim yet. Is he good, or is he bad. They've got him back and forth so much it's getting confusing. Maybe he's just on the fence.

I'm thinking Aliens now. With the news of other Eggs falling to earth but not remaining intact right? And those two new characters who came out of the pods at the end, I wonder if they're aliens? And what happened to Melanie Cross after the egg was smashed? I can't wait to watch next weeks episode.

Anybody else watch the show? Tell me your thoughts in the comments.

Tattoos - Pushing The Limits or Crossing The Line?

Poor Buddha. Now I'm going to have to try and get this image out of my mind.
This is your Brain, This is your brain on Drugs....
Way do go there Dumb-Oh.
Sooooo, Are you in a Gang? (Phucking idiot)
Wow! She looks so Horny! Probably because I can't imagine any Guy willing (or able) to use their hammer on that.
Wanna see my Muscles?
Not only can I see her Wolf, but I can almost see her Pussy!  
I think Tattoos look nice on other people, I'll never have one though.

So wa-da-ya think about these tattoos? Over the line, pushing the barrier, or just plain idiotic?

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Harlem Shake - MacCats and Grumpy Cat

Remember when this was a thing?

Animated Gif Overload!

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

I'm sure glad that Facebook still hasn't allowed animated Gifs on their site yet. It's because of those things that I have been falling further and further away from Google+. I mean, what is it with making animated Gifs from Video footage over there anyway? I don't know about you, but I'd rather play the actual video instead of watching a choppy animation of one.

I bet that Dancing Banana is getting pretty distracting by now huh? "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" Lol!
That's another thing that irks me about these stupid things, if not properly used and just splattered all over a page they can make the browsing experience terrible.

If you're on a slower internet connection and trying to brows G+, it's because of these things that can force you to close out of the site simply because these Animated Gifs are taking forever to load up. I have a fairly decent connection and an OK PC and loading all them things up just sucks the fun out of it.

If you have the video, post that please and don't bother with creating an animated Gif of the video. Besides, isn't going through all that work a waste of time anyway? Especially when I'm just going to close out of the window and just go and search for the actual video instead, completely ignoring your post all together.

Am I the only one who thinks this? What are your thoughts on this? Tell us in the comments.

The Forest (Video)

Oh, deer. What a jack of all trades. Must be in his nature

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Rude Neighbours Cont....

Rude Neighbours
#RudeNeighbours Continued.Here they go again! I can't call to complain because the owner thinks I'm just being a nuisance. It's overcast, hopefully a freak lightning bolt with strike them both and all will be fine again.
Posted by MacBro's Place on Tuesday, June 23, 2015
#RudeNeighbours Continued.
Here they go again! I can't call to complain because the owner thinks I'm just being a nuisance. It's overcast, hopefully a freak lightning bolt with strike them both and all will be fine again.

Dude, Just Take It!

This is exactly what I think when I see these drug commercials.
‪#‎JustTakeIt‬ HT@JimBenton

Monday, June 22, 2015

Pakisaurus Rant (Video)

Too funny. This man's comedic delivery is perfect. 

Da-Phuck Is Baby Dynamics Yoga??

Millions of people around the world were left stunned when a video of Lena Fokina doing 'baby yoga' broke on the internet. The 51-year-old Russian was filmed spinning and flipping babies above her head and behind her back in such an outlandish fashion that several websites banned the footage for glorifying what to many would be considered child abuse.

Lena Fokina, the creator, has been quoted as saying: “‘These yoga movements are designed to improve babies’ muscular abilities and development. And the children often turn out to be early readers, singers, talkers, swimmers. It also makes their hands stronger.”

That is if you don't kill them first right? What happens to the ones you drop on their heads? Or twist an arm off? Doesn't the screaming and crying baby signal anything in their phucked up minds telling them that the baby is not enjoying what is happening to them?

Fokina teaches “Parenting the Deliberate Way” in Dahab, Egypt, where parents from across Europe are paying her to perform the same moves on their infants, some just a few months old. But Lena, who is a qualified PE teacher in her native Russia, insists the practice is totally safe and actually beneficial to children.

OH! She's a PE Teacher! Well, then. That makes her completely certifiable then huh? She obviously knows better than the Doctors out there if that's the case. Or is she Certifiably a Mental Case instead!? I'd say the latter.

Da-Phuck is wrong with people!?!? Havent they heard about Shaken Baby Syndrome?
This is even more proof on how the human race is doomed.

Any thoughts, post them in the comments.

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Dylann Roof’s Alleged Manifesto Discovered Online

Shouldn't the people who took the photos and the room mate who watched him plan this for months be investigated, If not arrested as accomplices for not reporting his behaviour?
To me their just as guilty. If I saw a friend acting like this or talking about crap like this I would mention it to somebody who could either look into it or do something about it.

Check out the News Report Here if you've been living under a rock and don't know about what happened in Charleston on June 17th 2015.

There was a website called "The Last Rhodesian" at lastrhodesian.com (has since been taken down) that had a very lengthy Manifesto (Not sure how long this link will last on web archive). I've read a bit of it but stopped simply because of the disgust I felt less than halfway through.

There was also a Zip file full of Photos (Also not sure how long this archive will last either) of him spitting on the American Flag, burning it. There were photo's of him posing with the Confederate Flag and posing in from of Statues of chained slaves, in front of different plantations (I assume where there were slaves). This kid was a sicko and a terrorist!

I'm so confused how nobody saw or noticed his behaviour before he went on his shooting spree. If you see the pictures, he's clearly screwed up.

Society really needs to wake the hell up. These kind of things shouldn't be happening in today's society. Haven't we evolved enough yet to do away with primal instincts, hate, prejudice, racism,  and rage like this? If not, then the human race is doomed.

I could go on, but I'd rather not because it would just end up putting me in a crappy mood for the rest of the day, but feel free to add your thoughts and comments, I'd like to see what others are thinking about this.

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Lobster Knife Fight!

Lobster Knife Fight. Words cannot express the awesome!

This picture was nothing till I added the sound in the background.

Parrot Yelling, "Look At The Squirrel!"

Parrot yells, "look at the squirrel!" while it watches a squirrel play on a children's slide.
Says, "Dammit, Dammit!", when nobody pays any attention.

Stomp Out Gossip Orgies - One Gossip Bag At A Time!

Just saw somebody I know pouring her heart out to that phucking lunatic next door. She was sobbing away to that thing and all I could do was feel sorry for her. Not because of whatever it was that had her crying, but because whatever she was telling that Narcissistic Hypocrite will end up being the topic of the week during her Gossip Orgies to the rest of the tenants of the park.
Say no to Gossip Orgies! Tell the Gossip Bags to Shut The Phuck Up!

Gotta Git Cat ( Video )

Happy #Caturday !

Dark Matter TV Series

OK, this episode (ep.2) of Dark Matter was looking to be a bit too low budget Canadiany. Meaning that it looked like one of those A&E made for TV low budget Canadian TV shows that they shit out all the time. Not saying ALL Canadian shows are crap, there's actually been a lot of great shows to come out of Canada, just to be clear.

Episode 1 was promising, but episode 2 didn't do it for me. Hopefully next week will be better.

Anyone else watching the show? Tell us your thoughts in the comments.

Friday, June 19, 2015

EMP Retaliation

Missed me! I think they're pissed about the EMP.

Accidentally Set Off My EMP

I really need to stop foolin' around with my highly dangerous toys!

Man Vs. Woman on T-Shirt Folding

I did this video up a very long time ago when I saw the one with the Japanese lady folding a t-shirt in a weird, but kewel way. Me on the other hand, I don't really care as I'm sure a lot of other guys do the same.

Christian Bale and Peter Griffin on Batman set.

Christian Bale and Peter Griffin on Batman set.
Christian Bale and Peter Griffin on Batman set.#ChristianBale #PeterGriffin #Batman
Posted by MacBro's Place on Saturday, May 23, 2015

I know this is an oldie, but I still get a good laugh from it.

Do You Know What Time It Is?

Do you know what time it is?

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I Don't Always Cough Up Hairballs, but...

Brain just chillin.

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